Barney Stinson VS Chuck Bass

In life, there exist questions which have kept philosophers guessing for many decades. Ancients have looked up to the stars with the objective of finding the answer to the meaning of life. What is the meaning of life? The team at CapeBandits took approximately two seconds to answer this question; the meaning of life is…a life of meaning…Easy! Now there is a second question which has yet to be answered, the question of whether woman prefer Barney ‘the legend’ Stinson over Chuck ‘the pout’ Bass. The Philosopher has taken it upon himself to uncover the truth. The objective was not only to find out who woman prefer, but to also investigate which womanizing tactics could potentially bring about the best real life results.

Barney Stinson is a confident womanizer in his early thirties who almost always wears a suit, likes women with Daddy issues and The Early Show described him as "utterly devoid of morality". He lives by the Bro Code and is known to take on outlandish challenges to win over gorgeous woman. Chuck Bass is a young billionaire with a flamboyant fashion sense and his only interests is that of sex and money. He requires very little effort when it comes to seducing woman, all that needs to be said is….”I’m Chuck Bass”.

In order to put these two womanizing heavy weights up against each other one needs to look into the key characteristics and qualities that woman look for in men. Both gentlemen will be rated in each category and the winner will be able to claim the glory.

  

  Looks

Now it’s quite obvious that almost any guy could pull off a GQ look when wearing a suit worth more than most cars. So we have decided to take a more creative approach to this particular category. 

As you can see Chuck struts the "I need to rub my nose because I just snarfed 3grams of Coke" look. Some ladies prefer this look because A, it says that his loaded and B, that he'll probably enjoy spending most of his time gazing into your eyes whilst he see's you take the shape of a unicorn. 

Barney Stinson no longer see's women as a challenge, not even men are safe from him these days. The fact that he is now almost unattainable makes him even more irresistible to women.

WINNER :Chuck Bass....The coked up look definitely attracts women leaving Tiger Tiger or any other trendy Cafe's in Camps Bay

 Past Conquests

Now we all know that woman judge a man by his previous conquests. This is called social proofing. Social proofing is a concept whereby a lady would justify their level of interest in you based upon  how many other women find you desirable.  Chuck Bass has said to have slept with enough women to overbook a commercial size jumbo jet. Lets judge this lad and see if any of his previous hookups are worthy of any praise.

Blair Woldorf

Little Jenny Humphrey

Dans Humphrey's crush Vennessa Abrahams

 Barney Stinson has slept with over 237 women throughout the series and he has even written a book called The Playbook which you can use should you wish to replicate his triumphant success with the fairer sex.

Lets see how some of Stinson's conquests measure up...

Stinson and Etv's Debra Patta

Spotted BS and Cape Towns Premier Hellen Zille leaving a hotel room together

Rumor has it that after Britney had Stinson..she was never the same

Yes J.Lo we know he is Legen...wait for it...Dary !

 WINNER: Barney Stinson....I'm sure we don't have to debate this one

So now it seems as though we have a tie. Both men are polar opposites to the characters they portray...So in the Battle of Chuck Bass VS Barney Stinson...there can be only ONE WINNER aaaaaaaand the winner is.....................

#Winning

The winner is none other than the Winner of all Winners Mr Charlie 'Tigerblood' Sheen...Cause if there is ever a person who lives the very same life as the character he play it is this man! Barney Stinson ,Chuck Bass and all the women of the world hail at his feet and bask in the fragments of his glory.

Do you have that Tigerblood?

@CapeBandit