1) There's no way of looking like a badass at a Sokkie Party
Oh yes sir, you can try. Try as you might and you will fail. Certainly you will always find those few guys leaning against a wall in the corner trying to look Badass...however as soon as their levels of Badassism increase the DJ interrupts their gangster 2step with the Macarena, and BOOM everyone jumps out their seats to participate in a beautifully choreographed collective movements known as a "JIG/Line dance".
Imagine being threatened by one of these guys...."HEY BRU! Im going to kick your ass as soon as I finish this line dance!!" haha.
2) Northern suburbs girls are HOT... and now lets just take a moment to reflect upon this statement.
Girls from the NBurbs seems as though they are way more chilled and friendly ....I learn through pictures, so let me make a visual demonstration....
S-burbs Girl N-burbs Girl
Do you see the difference???...........NUFF said..
3) No Game required
In the Southern Suburbs us normal guys require a certain amount of charm, suave and courage to penetrate the circle of 'Eff-Off' created on the dance floor by at least 1 Hot Chick and 3 other Grenades.
In the Northern Suburbs.....All you do is walk up and say "Dans?"
So lads if you are keen to dance alone whilst being surrounded by walls of "Eff Offs" then the Sburbs is the place to go! If you want to have a REAL party and spend the night gently caressing the lower backs of Jennifer Aniston look alikes to the sound of Monster Sokkie Trefferes...then the Klipwerf Danssaal is the place for you my friend!
Go forth and prosper!
The Philosopher
Awesome blog and surprisingly accurate...although many of us ssuburb girls would happily suspend the "eff off"-ness of our circles if you asked us for a dance...
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