So you’re Ginger slightly overweight and your name is Sean Bavage and you want to meet slightly good looking hood rats and get your mack on. But you can’t cause you don’t know how.. and well your ginger. So what you need is a how to guide to get you through these tough dry ball times.
How to overcome approach anxiety
Firstly you need a massive winki, 12cm isn’t going to rock your hand let alone her world. So you going to need a penis pump, also if you tie a rope around your dong and attach it to a piece of stone the pulling down effect should lengthen it. Also if you’re like Sean maybe you should dye your pubes black, second always go into the conversation thinking ‘I hope I like her’ not ‘I hope she likes me’ confidence kills anxiety.
Proven conversation starters for ANY day time situation
-Did you fall from heaven, cause I’m ginger so we not allowed there, what’s it like?
-Do theses jeans make my hair look orange?
-Do these freckles hide my skin colour
How to keep the conversation going
Once you opened, you got to keep the conversation flowing, so ask her questions, talk to her about jersey shore or something mainstream and shallow keep away from educational stuff, most girls can’t read to good, also keep the topic off your hair so don’t mention anything to do with the sun, Oros or the Ford ST (generally in orange). If she doesn’t spend at least 5 days a week in the kitchen she’s not a team player and you should stop letting her buy you drinks.
How to build attraction
While you speaking rub your groin against her leg, if she doesn’t like it say you had an itch but you didn’t want to put your drink down, also keep speaking about your penis, studies show the more one speaks about the length and Girth of their penis the more attracted a women gets.
How to make her laugh
Ask her about her insecurities then make fun of them for the rest of the night, for example, she says “ I hate being short”. You then proceed to call her shorty, dwarf, midget or Frodo for the rest of the night, it will make her smile and get her in the mood for some ginger loving.
How to smoothly and easily get her number
Ask her for her number remembers to hide your hair at all times.
When going for the kiss remember to go 110% don’t go 90% and she comes 10% that leaves a chance for your ginger like glow from actually seeing you want to kiss her. If you feel your winki get hard pour your drink down your pants and continue kissing she won’t even notice
Now don’t fear if this doesn’t work out for you with normal women, go find yourself a sexy ginger and seal the deal…..
Come to think of it being ginger isn’t so bad after all ;)
Bear Bass
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