Boobs..... Part 2 of 3

Why boobs have such an effect on us

After revealing one of the greatest stories of man kinds history last week on CapeBandits (please see Boobs part 1),we felt it only right that we gave you a week for everything to sink in and allow you to somehow make sense of the lives you once lived prior to the knowledge you acquired. But unfortunately your world as you knew it will once again be twisted beyond the fabrics of your belief as we unravel the second part of this Boob trilogy.

I’m sure after last week you might have been left with many questions? For me my biggest issue was why!? Why do they have such an effect on us! How can something so simple have so much power over mankind!  Sure, they are exquisite in shape and yes, sometimes looking at them makes all the troubles in our lives seem to disappear and yes, I am also aware that their texture is much like that of winning lottery tickets. But there had to be more to it than that! There has to be a reason why they are capable of driving us men to our deaths. And there is. What I need you to do now is just forget about boobs for a second and pay very careful attention.

Ok here we go. If you were to meet a man in a beautiful suit and he drove a bugatti veyron, he had his own skyscraper with his name on it and he ate lobster and salmon for supper.  This man you would say is pretty successful. You’d probably also think that he was amazing and great and you would not mind being just like him. Look how beautiful he looks below.

However thinking all these things would be foolish! Because this man with his beautiful suit, bugatti veyron, skyscraper building and lobster dinner is not as amazing as…..this guy!

Yes this guy. He has two bugatti veyrons, two skyscrapers and eats two lobsters for dinner.  In every facet and aspect of life he is better than the guy you wanted to be a few seconds ago.

So what does this have to do with boobs you may ask? Well it’s simple. It’s the reason we are so obsessed, the reason our minds are wired to destruction, the reason that all throughout history men have continually changed the workings of the earth. This reason is that boobs come in two’s. In every aspect and facet of life two boobs are better than one. Two boobs remind us of success, happiness, accomplishment and joy. They remind us of 2-for-1 burger specials, or 2-for-1 happy hour drinks. They remind us of the man we want to become with two buggatti veyrons, two skyscrapers and two million dollars. All this for the price of one. One women, two boobs. We love boobs so much because they represent everything man strives for in life. They represent a good life. A life well lived full of luxury, money, power, happiness, wealth and success. Boobs throughout the ages have represented this.

Subconsciously when we see them we think of all the amazing things in life that we can aspire to. It’s these aspirations and dreams that are invoked when we think of them and it fuels the deepest and sometimes darkest powers we possess in order to achieve our desires. They are the quintessential mark of what we strive for and they remain as the driving force behind the evolution of man and his successes. It is for every reason mentioned that we as mere mortals must give into the power as we now know and understand why they have such an effect on us and look forward as we seek to conquer them.

Join us next week for the final edition in this epic boob trilogy as we give you an insight into the progression of this very world we live in as we discover how boobs will pave the way to a new way of thinking and ultimately a new way of life in “The future of boobs”.

The Athlete/Model